Just My Random Thoughts

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Which Movie Boss Do You Have?

Laura Morsch, CareerBuilder.com writer

We go see movies to be entertained and get a temporary break from reality. Sometimes, though, the characters and situations on screen seem eerily familiar.

Maybe this is because we feel Oscar-worthy ourselves sometimes. According to a recent CareerBuilder.com survey, 26 percent of workers feel like they are "acting" at work. No wonder "Office Space" and "Weekend at Bernie's" became cult classics.

Office Drama

Sometimes the 9-to-5 grind can seem pretty dramatic. A CareerBuilder.com study of 1,333 workers found that almost 36 percent say if their workplace were a movie, it would be a drama – full of ups, downs and intricate storylines. Interestingly, women find their workplaces more dramatic than men do – 43 percent of women characterized their jobs this way, compared with just 28 percent of men!

Some workers are able to find the lighter side of the workday. Twenty-seven percent of workers say their office's movie would be a comedy, and 19 percent categorized theirs as a heart-pumping action/adventure flick.

A less fortunate 7 percent say their job is like a horror movie, and about 6 percent called theirs a mystery. (The case of the missing stapler, perhaps?)

Bosses

Every star needs a supporting actor – in this case, your boss. Of all the movie bosses out there, these 10 reminded workers most of their own head honchos:

1. Andrew Shepherd, "The American President."
Friendly, popular but can sometimes make things difficult.

2. Obi-Wan Kenobi, "Star Wars."
Wise, loyal and always there for guidance.

3. Bill Lumbergh, "Office Space."
Evil boss who loves tormenting employees and making them work weekends.

4. Coach Norman Dale, "Hoosiers."
Uses brash, unconventional tactics to motivate to success.

5. Franklin Hart, "9 to 5."
Sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot.

6. Katherine Parker, "Working Girl."
Back-stabbing boss who steals your ideas and passes them off as her own.

7. Bernie Lomax, "Weekend at Bernie's."
A crook who's out to get rid of you.

8. Dr. Evil, "Austin Powers"
Has two obsessions: himself and total world domination.

9. Cruella De Vil, "101 Dalmatians"
Rich, powerful and so mean she'd kill puppies.

10. Gordon Gekko, "Wall Street"
Unfriendly workaholic who expects the same from you.

If you have a boss like these last few, you're not alone. Thirty-seven percent of workers plan to award themselves a new job before the 2006 Oscars!

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

A new experience.

Over the years I've watched TV coverage of wild fires in California and elsewhere and thought it was terrible, but wondered if TV showed how bad it really was.

Now we've had wildfires burning for nearly a month in the southern part of Georgia and again I wondered if we really understand the extent from watching the news.

Today we're getting a taste, or rather smell, of how bad it is. The wind shifted and Atlanta is blanketed with smoke from the other end of the state. A fire that can produce this much smoke is more than I can imagine.

And TV can't do it justice.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

It’s in the bag.


The contents of my purse:
1 red bandana
1 pen
1 pencil
1 OnStar sticker that I keep forgetting to put in the car window
1 Sacajawea dollar
1 nickel
4 “get-out-of-the-parking-lot” cards for the office
1 cellphone
1 cherry flavored lip balm
1 pack of Puff tissues
2 nail files
1 pair of reading glasses in a metal case
1 bottle eye drops
1 tube cuticle cream
1 watermelon flavored lip balm
2 memory sticks
1 pocket knife
1 magnifying glass
1 Vicks inhaler
1 multitool in case
1 wallet containing:
3 five dollar bills
2 one dollar bills
1 debit card
library card
Kroger Plus card (to get discounts)
Publix card (to donate a percentage to GACS)
1 credit card
1 book of bus tickets
business card for the girl who cuts my hair
reminder card from my dentist
blood donor card
Patron of the Arts card
tip calculator card
Sam’s Club card
CPR certification
CPR quick reference card
Safe Sitter Instructor card
discount card for Girl Scout store
business card calendar
Lifetime Girl Scout ID
GACS Activity Pass
health insurance card
dental insurance card
lab card (part of health insurance plan)
lab card stickers to give to doctor’s office
driver’s license
BP card
Marta card
proof of car insurance
Phillips 66 card
Additional items in backpack:
1 car key
2 house keys
1 church key
LED light
remote unlocker for car
iPod
tape measure
Neosporin lip treatment
cuticle cream
more bus tickets
bubblegum
nail buffer
book light
1 magazine
notepad
lunch
bottle of water
shawl

Friday, May 04, 2007

I yelled at a snowman because the voices told me to.

Taken from my daughter.

This is TOO funny - type out the sentence you end up with, in the title and post for your friends to read, along with these instructions... don't leave me hanging alone!

Pick the month you were born:
January--------I kicked
February-------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June------------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena with
August---------I had lunch with
September-----I danced with
October------- -I sang to
November------I yelled at
December------I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--------a birdbath
2--------a monster
3--------a phone
4--------a fork
5--------a snowman
6--------a gangster
7--------my cell phone
8--------my dog
9--------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------be cause someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown--------because I can.
Other---------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself.

Now type out the sentence you made, in the title post it for your friends. I can't wait to see what you get stuck with.