It’s in the bag.

The contents of my purse:
1 red bandana
1 pen
1 pencil
1 OnStar sticker that I keep forgetting to put in the car window
1 Sacajawea dollar
1 nickel
4 “get-out-of-the-parking-lot” cards for the office
1 cellphone
1 cherry flavored lip balm
1 pack of Puff tissues
2 nail files
1 pair of reading glasses in a metal case
1 bottle eye drops
1 tube cuticle cream
1 watermelon flavored lip balm
2 memory sticks
1 pocket knife
1 magnifying glass
1 Vicks inhaler
1 multitool in case
1 wallet containing:
3 five dollar bills
2 one dollar bills
1 debit card
library card
Kroger Plus card (to get discounts)
Publix card (to donate a percentage to GACS)
1 credit card
1 book of bus tickets
business card for the girl who cuts my hair
reminder card from my dentist
blood donor card
Patron of the Arts card
tip calculator card
Sam’s Club card
CPR certification
CPR quick reference card
Safe Sitter Instructor card
discount card for Girl Scout store
business card calendar
Lifetime Girl Scout ID
GACS Activity Pass
health insurance card
dental insurance card
lab card (part of health insurance plan)
lab card stickers to give to doctor’s office
driver’s license
BP card
Marta card
proof of car insurance
Phillips 66 card
Additional items in backpack:
1 car key
2 house keys
1 church key
LED light
remote unlocker for car
iPod
tape measure
Neosporin lip treatment
cuticle cream
more bus tickets
bubblegum
nail buffer
book light
1 magazine
notepad
lunch
bottle of water
shawl