God made tomatoes so we could make ketchup.
I've been married only once, to the same guy since 1977. We have a son and a daughter, both of whom are married. My daughter and her husband are responsible for turning me into a grandma in September 2005 and repeated it in August 2008. I've been a Girl Scout longer than I've been a Christian, but I was raised in a Christian home and the church is a big part of my life. But so is Girl Scouting: I've been a member since 1962. Quite frankly, the Girl Scout Promise and Laws did far more to keep me on the straight and narrow than all the Sunday morning fire and brimstone sermons. And my babies - two miniature dachshunds, Schroeder and Lucy - who keep me entertained and treat me to warm fuzzies (and wet kisses).