Evil Incarnate

Hello. My name is Christoph Wilhelm Schroeder. I am a Miniature Dachshund. I have faithfully protected my people for almost seven years.

Four years ago a Wicked Woman came into my house. I knew she was bad news the minute I laid eyes on her. That's why I bit her arm off, but it grew back.

Now I can prove she is evil. My daddy got sick. He's not very steady on his feet. This Evil Diva pretended to care. She brought this contraption into my house on the pretext that it would help Daddy keep his balance. It is really designed to torture me to get even for my biting her arm off. It has two brand spanking new tennis balls stuck on it's feet AND I CAN'T PLAY WITH THEM!



OMPM!!!